Cliff: Do you guys ever get really horny? Cooper: Depends where you're going with this.-- Dead Man On Campus


Mark-Well, my name is with a 'K', so I thought my band could be with a 'C', so it'd kinda be that pyscodelic, ya know, trip thing
Lucas- Always play with their minds --- Ethan Embry AKA Mark, and Lucas, about the importance of names, Empire Records


Written above a urinal: Why are you looking at this? The joke is in your hand!


Mick: We were staring down this big tunnel of white light. Pnub:And there were all these chicks voices saying, "come to us, come towards the light". Mick: And there was this really uncool music, like Enya or something! Anton: So what happened? Mick: We figured fuck it, man, I mean it was really far!--Idle Hands


We can fly! We can fly! We can fly!!!!!! [Thud]-Wendy, John and Michael, Peter Pan


When my daughter gets her period, I am gonna be like oh go and get a band-aid... maybe we should get you to the hospital. --Tom, Blink 182


Teeny : Have you ever been french kissed? Chrissy : Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!-Now &Then


Do you have a blue in another color?---Liron


It's all about Execution. Execution, Execution, Execution!~~Mickey, Scream 2


Sidney: Stu,Stu,what's your motive?Billy's got one, the police are on their way,what are you gonna tell them? Stu:Peer pressure,I'm far too sensitive.~~Scream


[Lucas has just gambled away all Joe's money.] Lucas: I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this. ~Empire Records


Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
Teddy: Hey, I'm French, alright?
Chris: Your garbage cans are knocked over and your dogs pregnant.
Teddy: Hey, I said I was French.- Stand By Me


They hate it when you do this. [shoots gun at cops]~~Cliff, Dead Man on Campus


Lelaina: I'd like to somehow make a difference in peoples' lives.
Troy: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.--- Reality Bites


Teddy: Fine, you guys can haul your candy asses half way across the state and back, but I'll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts.
Gordie: Do you use your left hand or right hand for that?
Teddy: You wish.-Stand By Me


Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you? Sadaam Hussein: I love you.~~South Park


Gordie: Shut up!
Vern, Chris, Teddy: I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up.-Stand By Me


Dad- Danny? Danny? Danny?
Danny-Dad, I'm right here.~~Meet the Parents


KIRK: I'll give you fifty-five cents.
GYPSY: It's sixty-five.
KIRK: Fifty-five cents.
GYPSY: Kirk, it's for charity. There's no haggling.
KIRK: Oh no, there’s always haggling. Sixty cents.
GYPSY: No.
KIRK: That's my final offer.
GYPSY: I'm sorry, I can't.
KIRK: Fine.
GYPSY: Kirk, come on.
KIRK: No.
GYPSY: Cough up another nickel.
KIRK: Forget it - it's the principal of the thing.--Gilmore Girls

Warren: Why don't you shove it up your ass?
Lucas: Because, that would hurt a lot, Warren----Warren and Lucas, Empire Records


Joel: I'm gonna get some donuts, some prozac; see if I can't find some crack; and I'll be back when y'all find a subject more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!~~Scream 2


Teddy: Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead anymore. -Stand By Me


Carolyn : How dare you speak to me that way in front of her?! And I marvel that you can be contemptous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job. Lester : Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus---American Beauty.


Cher : Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value!-Clueless


Greg : Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples. Jack : I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?---Meet the Parents


"Remus," he said softly, "it would break my heart if we didn't do this again. If I have anything to say about it, rather frequently. Preferably exclusively. Forever would be nice, too." ----It's All in the Hands by Ithica


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either


I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my.. DAMNIT!! I'm a sugar bowl.. *pouts*


Gordie: Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.-Stand By Me