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Cooper: Depends where you're going with this.~~ Dead Man On Campus
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Oh, great, now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too deppressed to bother~Christian Slater, AKA Hard Harry, Pump Up The Volume
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People think we're idiots or perverts. Don't argue people, we are both~Tom, Blink 182
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Mark-Well, my name is with a 'K', so I thought my band could be with a 'C', so it'd kinda be that pyscodelic, ya know, trip thing
Lucas- Always play with their minds ~~~ Ethan Embry AKA Mark, and Lucas, about the importance of names, Empire Records
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Oh, yeah, we were wild back in Erie.. once, we stayed up way past midnight..~Steve , AKA Lenny the guitarist, That Thing You Do!
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Written above a urinal: Why are you looking at this? The joke is in your hand!
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Mick: We were staring down this big tunnel of white light. Pnub: And there were all these chicks voices saying, "come to us, come towards the light". Mick: And there was this really uncool music, like Enya or something! Anton: So what happened? Mick: We figured fuck it, man, I mean it was really far!
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We can fly! We can fly! We can fly!!!!!! [Thud]-Wendy, John and Michael, Peter Pan
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Now, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfest, when out of all the classrooms in school, she walks into mine! And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now,up until now one could write this off as a coincedence... but then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry pop-tart... the very same breakfest pastery that I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to procede?~~~ Ethan Embry, AKA Preston, Can't Hardly Wait 
Debra: Well you can't kill me 'cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God, and she says, "Yo, wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
Warren: What? You are psycho! You're a psycho!!!
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When my daughter gets her period, I am gonna be like oh go and get a band-aid... maybe we should get you to the hospital. ~Tom, Blink 182
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The other day, Britney Spears told reporters that she plans on remaining a virgin until she gets married. Apparently Britney went on to saying other things, but the reporters were laughing too hard to notice~~~~Conon O'Brien, Late Night With Conan O'Brien
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[This one is for those who know hebrew]
Me-Dahmer was the most studied killer of the 90's. Homosexual serial killer, cannibal and necrophile.
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Don't worry, Cindy! We'll pretend this never happened, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other! ~~Buffy, Scary Movie
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It's all about Execution. Execution, Execution, Execution!~~Mickey, Scream 2
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Joe, is it O.K. if I leave the couch? 'Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass is falling asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving.~~~ Lucas, Empire Records
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Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.~~~Dude, Where's My Car?
Sidney:Stu,Stu,what's your motive?Billy's got one, the police are on their way,what are you gonna tell them?
Stu:Peer pressure,I'm far too sensitive.~~Scream
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[Lucas has just gambled away all Joe's money.]
Lucas: I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this. ~Empire Records
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They hate it when you do this.
[shoots gun at cops]~~Cliff, Dead Man on Campus
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You know what I really want in a girl? ME!~~~ Vagina Song, Bloodhound Gang
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Buffy: Oh my god, we hit a boot!!
Greg: Where's the foot?!~~Scary Movie
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Lelaina: I'd like to somehow make a difference in peoples' lives.
Troy: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.~~ Reality Bites
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Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!~~ All I Wanna Do
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Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?~~In&Out
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Cooper:Young man!Where have you been?I was up all night worried sick.Do you know what time it is?
Josh:I LOVE college.I love everything about it.The people, the freedom.This room.This chair.Look at this chair!
Cooper: You had sex last night didn't you?
Josh:That's a nice shirt.
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Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Sadaam Hussein: I love you.~~South Park
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Conan talked about us again last night ~~~ Sugar& Spice
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Joel: I'm gonna get some donuts, some prozac; see if I can't find some crack; and I'll be back when y'all find a subject more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!~~Scream 2
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Dad- Danny? Danny? Danny?
Danny-Dad, I'm right here.~~Meet the Parents
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Stu: As if, that's all I'm saying, as if.
Randy: Oh really Alicia?~~Scream
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Hey guys, Chad fell down~~ The Bass player, That Thing You Do!
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